Pat Casey
Herman Schumacher
Movie
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Synopsis
“Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!”
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Cast
Top Billed Cast
No photo Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
Damon
No photo Maria A. Morales
Carrie Mirvis
No photo N. David Prestwood
Blaine
No photo Jack Shreck
Hugo
No photo Sean Hall
Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
Josh Miller
Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
No photo Dan Buechler
Zach
No photo Drew Ailes
Herman's Boss
No photo Erik Olson
Weird Digger
No photo Matt Sell
Bart
No photo Nathan Morales
Landscaping Dude
No photo Colin Hall
Mark
No photo Brian J. Casey
Gary the Goon
No photo Crystal Sholts
Susan
No photo Phil Gleason
Jogger
No photo Mark Cartier
Bernard
No photo Jeremy Coy
Buff Dude
No photo Nick Stukas
Thaddeus
No photo Benjamin Kaplan
Herman's Dad (voice)
Availability
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FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! available to watch online?
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What year was Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! released?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! was released in 2003.
How long is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! has a runtime of 1h 33m.
What genre is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is classified as Comedy, Horror.
What is the age rating for Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is rated NR.