Fred Gwynne
Francis Muldoon
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7.315 votes1961TV-PG30mEndedComedy
Synopsis
“Patrolmen Toody and Muldoon are at the wheel, which means Car 54 could be anywhere!”
The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.
Episodes
Season 1
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1. Who's for Swordfish?Now viewing1961-09-1730mIn the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?
2. Something Nice for Sol1961-09-2430mGunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift, and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings. Abrams' sore feet confine him to desk work, so he worries that it'll be 25 and out, if the brass find out how bad the precinct's sweetheart's hurting.
3. Home Sweet Sing Sing1961-10-0130mThe boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.
4. Change Your Partner1961-10-0830m7.0Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ?
5. I Won't Go1961-10-1530mIntroducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.
6. Muldoon's Star1961-10-2230mToody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.
7. The Paint Job1961-10-2930mA car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.
8. Love Finds Muldoon1961-11-0530mLucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
9. The Gypsy Curse1961-11-1230mThe boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.
10. Thirty Days Notice1961-11-1930mGunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
11. Catch Me on the Paar Show1961-11-2630mAfter a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.
12. The Taming of Lucille1961-12-0330mToody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."
13. Put It in the Bank1961-12-1030mThe 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.
14. Get Well, Officer Schnauser1961-12-1730mWhile Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."
15. Christmas at the 53rd1961-12-2430m8.0The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.
16. The Sacrifice1962-01-0730mMuldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
17. Boom, Boom, Boom1962-01-1430mThe boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.
18. Toody & Muldoon Crack Down1962-01-2130mAfter the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.
19. Toody's Paradise1962-01-2830mToody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.
20. How High Is Up?1962-02-0430mMuldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.
21. Toody and the Art World1962-02-1130mToody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.
22. What Happened to Thursday?1962-02-1830mThe 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.
23. How Smart Can You Get?1962-02-2530mThe smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?
24. Today I Am a Man1962-03-0430mTired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!
25. No More Pickpockets1962-03-1130mThe boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?
26. The Beast Who Walked the Bronx1962-03-1830mBurkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!
27. The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser1962-03-2530mLeo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.
28. The Auction1962-04-0130mThe boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set.
29. Quiet! We're Thinking1962-04-0830mGunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest.
30. I Love Lucille1962-04-2230mLucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.
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Joe E. Ross
Gunther Toody
Al Lewis
Leo Schnauser
No photo Paul Reed
Paul Block
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How many seasons does Car 54, Where Are You? have?
Car 54, Where Are You? has 2 seasons and 60 episodes.
When did Car 54, Where Are You? first air?
Car 54, Where Are You? first aired in 1961.
Is Car 54, Where Are You? still running?
Car 54, Where Are You?'s status on TMDB is: Ended.
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Car 54, Where Are You? is classified as Comedy.